What's Your Funniest Mom Moment?

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Permalink Reply by Kate on May 27, 2009 at 7:09pm

My funniest mom moments are when my toddler calls any man she sees Daddy, no matter what they look like. Who knows what these people are thinking!

Permalink Reply by Miranda Johnson on May 30, 2009 at 12:46pm

What comes to mind is when the kids were in Kindergarten and learning to count to 100. Hannah asked how old I was (31 at the time) and exclaimed in a screechy, upward tone, "you're close to 100, girl!". Loved that!

Permalink Reply by Barbra Mutchler on May 30, 2009 at 2:17pm

When I was in the DMV, my son read a sign that said "Don't Drink and Drive". Loudly he exclaimed, "Mom, you always drink & drive". Of course, he didn't specify that I drink WATER.

Permalink Reply by chris on May 30, 2009 at 3:21pm

Discovering a chocolate-frosting faced birthday girl, who managed to open her cake box before her 3rd birthday party. The guests had to settle for brownies!

Permalink Reply by Beth Gasser on May 31, 2009 at 12:07am

Funnies story is my 10 year old when she was about five years old asked, "Daddy, how old is dirt?" to which we asked "why". She replied, "Because papa said he was as old as dirt and I wanted to know how old papa is".

Permalink Reply by Angela HOOD on June 1, 2009 at 6:33am

My 2 1/2 year old loves to play Mommy and Baby. She decides all of a sudden that I am a Mommy Dinasour or a Mommy Princess, this of course leaves her to be the Baby version. We can be in the store or church or anywhere and all of a sudden she's growling or tweeting or barking at me and she wants a corect response right now!

Permalink Reply by marialb MARIA L. BARAJAS on June 1, 2009 at 11:27am

MY funniest mom moment WAS WHEN MY GANDBABY THEN 3 NOW 4 WILL WE WERE AT THE STORE AND IN LINE AND A LITTLEL BOY WAS ABOUT 6 ASKING HIS MOM HOW ARE BABY MADE AND THE MOM TOLD HIM I TELL YOU LATER ? AND THE LITTLE BOY KEEP UP AND SAID HOW DID THAT LADY GET THAT BABY IN HER STMOCH ? AND HOW DOSE IT COME OUT AND SHE SAID I TELL YOU LATER ? AND MY GANDBABY TRUNED TO THE BOY HALLO ! WERE DO BABY'S COME FROM DA THE DADDY GIVE THE MOMMY SOME THING TO EAT AND THEN IT GROWS IN THERE STOMCH AND THEN WHEN THEY GET BIG THEY GO TO THE BATH ROOM AND PUOP IT OUT AND THE DOCTER GETS IT OUT OF THE TOLET DA!! EVEN I NOW THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WERE SHE GOT THAT FROM ME OR HER MOM NEVER TOLD HER ANYTHING SHE NEVER ASKED I ASKED HER HOW TOLD YOU THAT NOBODY I JUST KNOW GRADMA AND THERE WAS A NATHER TIME SHE WAS ILL SHE WAS VERY CONSTIPATED SHE WAS ONLY 4MO OLD AND WE TOOK HER TO THE DOCTOR AND HE GIVE US SOME DEPOSATORY AND HER MOM AND DAD WERE TO SCARED TO PUT THEM IN SO I TOLD THEM GIVE THEM TO ME AND WHEN I PUT IT IN SHE PUSHED IT OUT WITH POO AND IT WAS ALL OVER MY HAND I TOLD HER THIS STORY AND SHE THOUTH IT WAS SO FUNNY EVERY TIME SHE REMABERS SHE TELLS EVERY BODY THE STORY SHE TOLD A LADY IN THE STORE AND AT THE DOCTORS WILL I SAS DOING MY NAILES IT SO I JUST TRUN RED WILL SHE IS LAGHING AND SO ARE THE PEOPLE .

Permalink Reply by Tabatha on June 1, 2009 at 11:30pm

My 5 year old and I were sitting in church one morning listening to the preacher preach. He was being very good and quiet (oddly) and seemed to be very interested in what was being said. The Peacher was talking about the 10 commandments and he began on "Thou Shalt Not Lie" and as soon as he said that, my 5 yr. old Shouted out, "Oh dear! Oh dear! Im going to pray for mommy because she told Ms. Jones that her orange dress looked pretty this morning and she lied!" I never felt so embarrassed as everyone chuckled. After the sermon was over I headed over to appologize to Ms. Jones but she stopped me with a big smile and giggled, "Maybe I can borrow Christian this week to help me pick out some more flattering dresses!" People still stop to ask Christian how they look on Sunday morning!!!

Permalink Reply by Claudia on June 4, 2009 at 12:21am

MY funniest mom moment was ... when my son was 3 years old . i was doing laundry and just got a load out of the dryer ready to be folded when the doorbell ran and the UPS Man brought a package . i was just in the middle of signing for it when the guy just bursted out laughing ,he seen my confused look and pointed still laughing to my son standing beside me ,with a pair of my blue thongs on his head and his superman cape on. i turned as read as a fire hydrant i was sooooo embarrest :) but it was sooo funny :)

Permalink Reply by SANDY on June 4, 2009 at 1:58am

when my son yelled across the airport to my husband mom slept alone while you were gone- boy did it look like I was a slut when he meant he slept in his own bed like a big boy

Permalink Reply by Angela J on June 4, 2009 at 3:50pm

When our toddler told everyone HE had a bear story when we were sitting around the campfire. He then proceeded, "Once upon a time there were three bears---."

Permalink Reply by Carol Dziuba on June 5, 2009 at 4:28am

Funniest mom moment was when I found out I was pregnant with my fourth, and when I told my husband I had a surprise for him, he asked "Did you buy me something at the yard sale you went to today?"

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