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Comment by Denise on September 30, 2009 at 3:29pm

WHY WE LOVE KIDS...

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....
"Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

Comment by Peggy Gorman on September 6, 2009 at 6:16am

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This is one site I don't want to be found!!
Too funny!!

Comment by Julie Kidd on August 12, 2009 at 5:39pm

I decided to take Dr. Laura's advice and do in-home drug testing, but those drug test kits are just so expensive so I went out and bought a pool test kit! Of course I couldn't tell if my son was on drugs but I did find this out: His chlorine levels were perfect and NO algie! Julie Kidd author of Momalogue, A Journey through a Single Mother's Hood! www.juliekidd.com

Comment by Mommy Dearest on May 21, 2009 at 9:28am

Comment by Sherin Ortiz on April 25, 2009 at 11:46am

who can't use a good laugh a day especially from other moms!!!!!

Comment by Mommy Dearest on March 17, 2009 at 11:48am

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?”

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The youngest brother gasped for breath and replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time dude. God is missing and they think WE did it!"

Comment by Mommy Dearest on March 15, 2009 at 2:08pm

Hey Guys,
"Happy is as Happy does" and as my would say when he was toddler, "I does love a good joke!"

Joy,
Mommy Dearest

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."

PS
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Comment by Michelle Kilbourne on March 15, 2009 at 6:09am

Hi everyone, Peggy that is hilarious and true!!

Comment by EmptyNester on March 11, 2009 at 5:09pm

Peggy!!! I can't stop laughing!!! Thanks!

Comment by Peggy Gorman on February 24, 2009 at 3:07pm

Hi everyone,
Here is my joke

Crabs
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
> frozen crabs and
> asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box
> for him. She
> took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
> refrigerator.
> ~
> He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally
> responsible
> for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a
> lawyer, and
> proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
> them thaw
> out.
> ~
> Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
> ~
> Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom
> to announce
> to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me
> the crabs in New
> Orleans , please raise your hand?"
> ~
> Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate
> them..
> ~
> ~
> Two lessons here:
> 1. Men never learn.
> 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.