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Permalink Reply by jyray2 on September 15, 2009 at 8:42pm

We were doing doggie style sex when I jump up and say omg and run to the bathroom. My husband was so shocked we had to wait 20 mins before we could get back in the mood as he thought someone was knocking and had gotten dressed. I came back saying sorry I had to pee and he was so relieved. We always laught now and make sure I go bathroom before we have sexy time!

Permalink Reply by Donna L. Sorendino on September 15, 2009 at 8:46pm

Babe I'm in the mood for a bowl of ice cream

Permalink Reply by KimPup on September 15, 2009 at 8:50pm

....Could you pass me that book on the night stand......

Permalink Reply by Amy Chamberlain on September 15, 2009 at 8:57pm

You're hired.

Permalink Reply by Barbara on September 15, 2009 at 9:05pm

I'm sorry, but I don't have anything "funny" that I've ever said during sex...I keep that to moaning and groaning (LOL)....I would like to share a moment with you of something that happened moments before we had our time together.

My husband had just showered and was shaving. I was laying on the bed trying to be sexy, well, a few years back I was, but that's not the point; I had my hair in a bun (remember, we are both naked at the moment) and instead of getting up to remove my scrunchy from my hair, I just pulled it off and threw it in the bathroom in hopes that it would simply land on the sink next to my husband. I didn't mean to scare him, but he thought (and I didn't have a dirty house) it was a flying cock roach or something and got the willies, ran out of the bathroom with his tail end tucked, his pee-pee dangling in the wind and he's storming out of the bathroom as fast as he could; tripping over anything in his path and finally landing on me yelling, "did you see that? What the hell was that thing, it was huge?" I couldn't talk, my laugh at that point had taken over my strenght to speak. It was all I could do to get up and show him that it was my scrunchy...a big black fluffy scrunchy!

Needless to say, it took a little while to get in the mood because we laughed for a l-o-n-g time afterwards. When we did get going with the sex. Out of no where, I started Laughing my butt off and, well, "it" fell to sleep on me after that. I couldn't do anything to make "him" rise to the occasion.

Permalink Reply by Kathy on September 15, 2009 at 9:06pm

we were in the middle of a good, hot session, when I suddenly blurted out "Parmesan Cheese!". I had been making my grocery list earlier, and couldn't remember what else we needed, and that's when my brain decided to remember.

Thankfully he laughed, and now teases me occasionally when we have sex, asking if I need any cheese.

Permalink Reply by Annie G on September 15, 2009 at 9:17pm

The funniest thing I ever said was get down and quit licking me. My husband looked up and said what? The doggie had jumped up on the bed and was sniffing where he shouldn't have been.

Permalink Reply by Henrietta Newman on September 15, 2009 at 9:36pm

One of the funnier things was probably when I yelled out "Did you shut the Chickens?" in the middle of a good romp! That and I'm always saying "Don't breathe on me!" I really hate being breathed on, lol :)

Permalink Reply by Michelle Draveski on September 15, 2009 at 9:48pm

funniest thing I ever said was I was half asleep and woke up to sex and when I really woke I was started for I had been dreaming and promptly informed my hubby I was super realieved he was the one in bed with me because for a minute I thought he was homer simpson

Permalink Reply by rosemarie padilla on September 15, 2009 at 9:55pm

what do you mean you can't find the hole, how long have we been together? that's what i said,(and still do) which i think is funny

Permalink Reply by Lizette Kim on September 15, 2009 at 10:00pm

"wrong Hole" lol and he procieted to say not for me!!!

Permalink Reply by Jamie on September 15, 2009 at 10:43pm

I pretend to fall asleep and make snoring noises

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