SEX AND THE MOMMY

Last night, I stood at the kitchen counter, frozen in fear. In front of me was a counter lined with boxes and bags full of horribly fattening (and undeniably delicious) snacks. Doritos, Girl Scout Cookies (CooKIES being the key word: Tagalongs, Samoas, Thin Mints...), a box of Triscuits, a box of Sees candies... I mean, it was a fat fuck's paradise and I was the queen of the island. But as I eyed the row of all things good, I was suddenly overcome with anxiety. You see, my husband is out of town this week for work and will be traveling off and on for the next 2 months.
How will I contain myself with no one watching?

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Comment by K Diva on March 24, 2009 at 2:35am: Girl tell me about it. One of my sisters and her two girls came to visit me this weekend. They walked in the door with a bag of Oreos then went shopping for "more stuff" I only keep healthy food in the house so my daughter and husband were on cloud nine and ten. I gave in too, those Oreos those evil ass Oreos.

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Comment by Michelle on March 12, 2009 at 2:03pm: You're not alone J-Ko! You inspired my latest blog entry...or could it be more of a confession?! ;-)

Comment by EmptyNester on March 12, 2009 at 1:05pm: You are officially my daily crack-up! I'm at work and am laughing so loud my co-workers are gathering...LMAO!!!